I wanted to do something really special for my wife on her 30th birthday, so I bought her plastic surgery. The doctor suggested some changes in her cheek bones and chin, a little less padding here, a little more there... The thing is, when I surprised her with her present, she got really mad. I mean REALLY mad. What the bleep?? I went and did something really nice for her and she got all upset about it. Besides, she could use it. She's not exactly young anymore.
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I liked this one. I especially liked what she had to say about her fiance, comparing him to you...lol!
"omg!! how dumb are you...you pretty much just told ur wife that ur not attracted to her...ur an *** and i hope she divorces you!! if my fiance ever did that (which he never would because his is a GOOD AND WONDERFULL man unlike yourself) that would end the relationship....pull ur head and and breath some fresh air you jackas"
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